25 Funny Facts About Canada That’ll Make You Say “Eh?”
Canada may be known for its stunning landscapes, polite people, and world-class maple syrup, but there’s a quirky, hilarious side to this country that doesn’t get enough credit. Whether you’re Canadian or just Canadi-curious, these funny facts will give you a whole new appreciation for the Great White North.
1. We Say “Sorry” So Much, There’s a Law for It
In Ontario, the Apology Act ensures that saying “sorry” doesn’t mean you’re admitting guilt in court. Canadians can apologize freely… without the legal consequences. We’re polite and protected!
2. Yes, We Drink Milk From Bags
If you walk into a Canadian grocery store and ask where the milk jugs are, you might get weird looks. Here, milk in plastic bags is a real thing – and we’re oddly proud of it.
3. We Call Our Money Loonies and Toonies
Our $1 coin features a loon, so naturally we call it a loonie. When the $2 coin came out, we couldn’t resist naming it a toonie. Economists might cringe, but Canadians love it.
4. There’s a Town Named Dildo
Dildo, Newfoundland is a real place. The locals embrace the name, and yes, tourists absolutely take selfies with the town sign.
5. We Have a Polar Bear Jail
In Churchill, Manitoba, polar bears are a problem… but in the cutest, deadliest way. So the town built a polar bear jail to hold unruly bears until they can be safely relocated.
6. Santa Claus Lives Here (Officially)
Every year, kids can write to Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0, Canada – and he writes back. Yes, even in French. Thanks, Canada Post!
7. Hawaiian Pizza Was Invented in Ontario
Nope, not Hawaii. The sweet and salty pineapple-on-pizza combo was created in Chatham, Ontario. You’re welcome (or we’re sorry).
8. The National Animal is… a Beaver
Forget the majestic moose – our official symbol is a buck-toothed rodent. Why? Because beavers are hardworking, resourceful, and a little dam genius.
9. We Eat More Kraft Dinner Than Anyone
Mac & cheese is practically a food group in Canada. We consume over 50% more Kraft Dinner per capita than Americans.
10. Our Geese Are Basically Villains
Canadian geese are not polite. They are loud, aggressive, and don’t care who you are. Even the most patriotic Canadians keep their distance.
11. The Cold Can Literally Make Your Eyelashes Freeze
Ever walked outside in -40°C weather and felt your lashes get crispy? No? Then you haven’t experienced a real Canadian winter.
12. Tim Hortons Is Basically a Religion
We have more Tim Hortons locations than gas stations, churches, or grocery stores. It’s where deals are made, dates begin, and mornings are saved.
13. We Love Saying “Eh?”
It’s not a stereotype. Canadians really do say “eh” – as punctuation, confirmation, even as a question. It’s our national verbal tick.
14. Our Phone Numbers End With “BEAVER”
In Yellowknife, the phone number for the Northwest Territories tourism board literally ends in “BEAVER” (1-800-661-0788).
15. Canada Has the World’s Longest Coastline
And you’d think we’d all live near the beach – but most of us just shovel snow.
16. We Have a Two-Season System: Winter and Construction
There are only two real seasons in Canada: winter and construction. Sometimes they even overlap for maximum chaos.
17. The $100 Bill Used to Smell Like Maple Syrup
In 2011, people swore the new polymer bills smelled sweet. The Bank of Canada denied it… but Canadians still sniff their money just to check.
18. We Have Giant Things for No Reason
From the Giant Nickel in Sudbury to the Giant Ukrainian Egg in Alberta, we love building massive replicas of random objects. Why? Who knows. It’s a thing.
19. Our Moose Outnumber Some Cities
There are more moose in Newfoundland than people in many small Canadian towns. And they have zero respect for crosswalks.
20. We Hold an Annual Bathtub Race
Nanaimo, B.C. hosts the Great International World Championship Bathtub Race, where participants race actual motorized bathtubs across the water. Yes, this is real.
21. You Can See the Northern Lights From Your Backyard
In some parts of Canada, the Aurora Borealis is just… Tuesday night.
22. Ketchup Chips and All-Dressed Are Normal
You won’t find ketchup chips or all-dressed chips easily in the U.S., but here they’re iconic. And delicious. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
23. We Applaud the Pilot After Landing
Is the flight over? Time to clap like it’s a Broadway show. Even if it was just a short hop to Toronto.
24. Poutine Is a Legit Hangover Cure
Gravy. Cheese curds. Fries. The holy trinity of Canadian late-night cuisine.
25. Our National Motto Might As Well Be: “Sorry About That!”
Whether someone bumps into you or you bump into them, both parties say sorry. It’s just how we roll.
Final Thoughts
Canada is more than just maple leaves and snow – it’s a country with its own brand of humor, heart, and weirdness. And we wouldn’t have it any other way. 🇨🇦
